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Unger Suspicion

Lonely White Male Spends Romantic Evening Alone Watching Ben Shapiro Videos

February 14, 2018 Andrew

CALGARY, AB Jeffrey Froese, 31, manager at a local Office Depot, plans to spend an intimate evening alone tonight watching videos by controversial right-wing political pundit Ben Shapiro. This is basically what Froese does every […]

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20-year-old Spinster Gives Up On Marriage

September 15, 2016 Andrew

EICHENFELD, MB After two full years at Eichenfeld Bible School and a steady stream of boyfriends who didn’t propose, local spinster, Rosemary B. Ratzlaff, who turns twenty this month, says she has given up hope of ever […]

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