The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About
  • Merch
  • Andrew Unger

shaving

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Man Mows Lawn Only Slightly More Frequently than He Shaves

August 1, 2018 Andrew

NORTH NEWTON, KS After years of pestering from his wife Frida, local man Ben Wiebe of North Newton finally broke down and shaved his face this afternoon. The lawn, however, was left at a record […]

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • Mennonites Really Excited About New Pfizer Product
    November 16, 2020
  • Mennonite Man Brushes Up on His German to Read the Bible in Its ‘Original Language’
    March 3, 2017
  • Man with Two Doses of Schmaunt Fat Forced to Mix it Up with Rhubarb Sauce
    January 12, 2022
  • Pacifist Lions on Verge of Extinction
    January 24, 2017
  • Pink Whitney Discovered in Mrs. Loewen’s Thermos
    August 13, 2021

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2025 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved