The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About The Unger Review
  • Andrew Unger

pope francis

Unger Suspicion

Pope Francis Bans Death Penalty; “Except, of course, for manspreaders,” he says

August 7, 2018 Andrew

VATICAN CITY Pope Francis modified centuries of church teaching this week by calling for the near complete abolishment of the death penalty, except for “particularly heinous crimes such as manspreading and those freakin’ annoying guys […]

Unger Suspicion

Is Pope Francis a Closet Mennonite?

November 25, 2017 Andrew

VATICAN CITY There are rumbles among the Catholic faithful that their beloved pontiff may be espousing views more consistent with traditional Anabaptism than Roman Catholicism, and some are concerned the Pope may be leading the […]

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • Mennonite Man Launches New Streaming Service Called “Schputify”
    September 28, 2022
  • Streets are So Empty that Mennonite Man Thinks He Missed the Rapture
    April 10, 2020
  • Taylor Swift Fulfills Lifelong Dream of Meeting Zach Collaros
    January 22, 2024
  • Committee Rules Non-Mennonites are Allowed to Laugh at Mennonite Jokes
    November 11, 2024
  • Vancouver Heat Wave Blamed On Hot Air From Abbotsford
    June 27, 2021

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2025 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved