The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About
  • Merch
  • Andrew Unger

pop

Unger & Thirst

Mennonite Man Tries Unsuccessfully to Get a Buzz from Ginger Ale

November 9, 2024 Andrew

LEAMINGTON, ON After a hard day’s work on the tomato farm, local man Joseph Kroeker, 21, sat down for a nice relaxing ale this evening, only to discover his choice of beverage was not nearly […]

Unger & Thirst

Mrs. Plett Mixes Papsi and Water to Make Mennonite Swamp Water

June 3, 2023 Andrew

LANDMARK, MB Mrs. Ruth Plett of Landmark encountered the fountain drinks at the Dairy Queen in Steinbach this week and decided to boldly try a little Papsi with some water in it yet. “Oba, nay, […]

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • Mennonites Gather in Zurich for Anabaptist 500
    May 28, 2025
  • Anne Murray Flies Over Province Singing ‘Snowbird’
    May 14, 2020
  • People Keep Assuming Kansas Friesens are Secretly Canadian
    February 10, 2020
  • Winnipeggers Vote for their Favourites During Annual “Le Roll Kuchen Week”
    September 2, 2023
  • Tide Pods Added to Grandma’s Delightful Faspa Spread
    January 20, 2018

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2025 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved