Unger & Thirst
Rank these sausages
Mennonite are known for their love of sausage. But what kind is the best? We know there is only one right answer here, but who knows, in an anonymous vote in the privacy of our […]
poll
Unger Suspicion
Brand New Poll Shows Hillary Clinton with “Commanding Insurmountable Lead”
WASHINGTON, DC A brand new 2020 election poll has 2016 Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton with a commanding lead over Donald Trump. The poll, which apparently is accurate 99 times out of a 100, gives Clinton […]
Quizzes
What is the first thing you’ll do after the pandemic is over?
It ain’t over yet. Who knows how long this will last. Right now, we’ve gotta keep doing what we’re doing. But, when this is all over what is the first thing you’ll do? Click on […]
Quizzes
What is Your Favourite Wall?
Around Schteinbach averybody knows Kjnels Wall who is the most famous chicken catcher this side of the Red River. But what about the other walls yet? Mannanites love walls, probably because about 80% of us […]
The Daily Bonnet
Poll: Vote Now to Determine What the Daily Bonnet Should Write on Remembrance Day
It would seem peculiar for a website dedicated to Mennonite satire to completely ignore the topic of Remembrance Day, given the historic importance of the peace position within Anabaptist tradition. As a pacifist, I do […]