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Mennonite Church Suspends Man 41 Weeks for Using Playing Cards

October 28, 2023 Andrew

AYLMER, ON Area man David Schmidt, 33, has been suspended from church until well into next summer for doing a card trick for his niece Jessica at a recent family gathering. “Ugh, all I did […]

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