The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About The Unger Review
  • Andrew Unger

patrick laine

Unger Suspicion

Mennonites Shun Patrik Laine For Shaving Off His Beard

May 28, 2018 Andrew

TAMPERE, FINLAND After a playoff run that ended in disaster against the Vegas Knights, Winnipeg Jets superstar Patrik Laine has left the Mennonite faith and decided to shave off his beard and toss his suspenders […]

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • Mennonite Woman Discovered Hidden Behind Her Englisher Husband’s Surname
    January 8, 2023
  • Farmer’s Almanac Predicting Winter to Follow Autumn this Year
    September 23, 2020
  • Mennonite Pastor Pulled After Just 47 Pitches
    October 5, 2023
  • Mennonite Churches to Settle Decades-long Feud with Cornhole Tournament
    October 6, 2022
  • Time Between Ceremony and Reception Extended to Torture Wedding Guests
    September 21, 2019

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2025 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved