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Bettman Throws Massive Street Party to Celebrate Last Canadian Team Being Eliminated from Playoffs

May 20, 2018 Andrew

NEW YORK, NY There was champagne flowing at NHL headquarters in New York City today, as long time NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman spared no expense in celebrating the fact that, once again, only American teams […]

Unger Conviction

Church New Year’s Eve Party Over By 8 PM

December 31, 2017 Andrew

OMAHA, NB Revellers at the Omaha Mennonite Church plan to ring in the New Year in the church basement tonight with hymn singing, board games, and Grandma Jansen’s onion dip. The festivities are scheduled to […]

The Daily Bonnet

Anabaptists Gone Wild: A Mennonite Spring Break in Pictures

March 28, 2017 Andrew

Around this time of year, many English young people head to Daytona Beach for a week of debauchery, but Mennonites have also been known to let loose on Spring Break in their own way. Here are some highlights […]

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