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Unger Suspicion

Man Wearing North Face Jacket Forced to Walk Backwards Everywhere

December 21, 2023 Andrew

EDMONTON, AB Area man Garth Bergen, 41, has discovered that ever since he bought that North Face jacket this fall, he can’t help himself but walk backwards everywhere. “I don’t know what it is,” said […]

Unger Conviction

Mennonite Man Can’t Remember Where He Parked His Winter Coat

January 15, 2023 Andrew

KLEEFELD, MB Area man Art Loeppky, 75, spent more than 45 minutes in the GMC lobby this morning trying to find his parka in amongst hundreds of other black winter coats. “Jauma! Now where did […]

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