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Mennonite Woman Scores Massive Haul of Northern Reflections Wolf Sweaters at MCC Store

May 8, 2021 Andrew

ALTONA, MB Eleanor Pankratz, 71, of Altona brought home the world’s largest collection of Northern Reflections wolf sweaters from her local MCC Store this week. “I’m beyond ecstatic,” said Pankratz, modelling a howling wolf sweatshirt […]

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