The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About The Unger Review
  • Andrew Unger

north korea

The Daily Bonnet

Province to Enforce Demilitarized Zone Between Morden and Winkler

September 17, 2017 Andrew

WINKLER-MORDEN, MB In order to ease tensions in the region, a mile-wide demilitarized zone has been established between the twin Mennonite cities of Morden and Winkler. The Pembina Valley DMZ will act as a buffer […]

Unger Suspicion

Mennonites! Come Join the Glorious Nation of North Korea!

April 11, 2017 Andrew

PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA The Daily Bonnet is now under the control of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea and we require that all Mennonites turn from their ways and commit themselves to Kim Jong-un. Based on our […]

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • Poll: Vote Now to Determine What the Daily Bonnet Should Write on Remembrance Day
    November 11, 2016
  • Mrs. Reimer Still Refers to Mrs. Ens as a “Russlander”
    April 5, 2019
  • ‘Hatchimal’ Shortage Doesn’t Faze Resourceful Mennonite Mom
    December 11, 2016
  • Klik Returns to Mennonite Pantries for the First Time in Centuries
    April 4, 2020
  • Seniors Start New Baby Boom to Overtake Millennials
    February 21, 2024

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2025 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved