The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About
  • Merch
  • Andrew Unger

needles

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Town Implements Needle Exchange Program for Knitting-Addicted Grandmas

April 25, 2026 Andrew

BIRD-IN-HAND, PA The small Mennonite town of Bird-in-Hand, Pennsylvania has become the first community in the nation to introduce a knitting needle exchange program for local grandmas. Starting this January, local knitters will be able […]

Unger & Thirst

Feds to Open Forty New Safe Schmaunt Fat Injection Sites

November 21, 2019 Andrew

OTTAWA, ON The federal government just announced this week a plan to open up more than forty supervised injection sites in Mennonite communities around the country. “We’re going to provide people with cottage cheese and […]

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • Mennonite Woman Jumps Out of Giant Shoofly Pie at Church Picnic
    March 24, 2017
  • Vancouver Blizzard Blamed on Visiting Relatives from Manitoba
    January 16, 2020
  • Tragedy Befalls Mennonite Man After Not Liking and Sharing Anti-Trudeau Meme
    April 20, 2021
  • Vegas Knights to Fold and Be Replaced With Massive ‘Game of Thrones’ Show
    June 7, 2018
  • Millions Show Up for Mennonite Church Service in Upstate New York
    August 15, 2019

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2026 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved