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Mennonite Woman Jumps Out of Giant Shoofly Pie at Church Picnic

March 24, 2017 Andrew

LANCASTER, PA Harkening back to raunchy bachelor parties of the 1950s, the Southeast Lancaster MMCC church decided to surprise guests at their annual spring picnic by having Mrs. Agnes Bender, 83, pop out of a […]

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