The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About
  • Merch
  • Andrew Unger

mjhl

Unger Games

Winnipeg Metro Region Hoists Centennial Cup

May 18, 2026 Andrew

WINNIPEG METRO REGION, MB The Winnipeg Metro Region Nighthawks have become just the fourth team in MJHL history to win the national championship. “We’re so proud of our team the Nighthawks,” said Winnipeg mayor Scott […]

Unger Games

Jantsied Beats Ditsied for First Time in 26 Years

April 27, 2024 Andrew

WINKLER, MB Oba jo, that was quite the Turnbull Cup as the Jantsied Flyers defeated the Ditsied Pistons 4 games to nothing yet once. “Nah, jung, you finally did it,” said Abe Janzen of Jantsied. […]

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • Mennonite Child Found Four Days Later Still Searching for Easter Egg
    April 20, 2017
  • Church Worship Team Replaced With U2 Cover Band
    July 5, 2017
  • Which Mennonite Grandma is the Best Cook?
    May 16, 2017
  • World Anabaptist Olympics Begin Today
    August 5, 2016
  • “Of course they’re edible!” Mennonite Woman Brings Potent Snack to Church Potluck
    September 13, 2022

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2026 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved