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Unger & Thirst

Mennonite Mafia to Branch into Legal Weed

July 23, 2017 Andrew

CHIHUAHUA, MEXICO With legalization of marijuana on the near horizon in Canada, the Mennonite mafia has decided to use their already well-established network of dealers to hawk legal weed. “Oba, we yust couldn’t pass app […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Mafia Now Accepting Applications for 2017 Drug-Smuggling Season

January 17, 2017 Andrew

SCHISSJAT, ON The Mennonite Mafia is looking forward to a busy summer of drug-running this year and are already accepting applications for wide variety of fedeenstlijch positions. “You can drop off your resume and cover letter with […]

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