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Engaged Woman Struggles to Keep from Farting in Front of Her Fiancé

June 8, 2023 Andrew

KLEEFELD, MB With his three weeks to go before the wedding, Sandra Kliewer is struggling to prevent herself from farting in front of her soon-to-be husband. “We started dating a year ago, so it’s been […]

Headline Contest

Annual ‘Best Borscht Breath’ Championship Draws Massive Crowd for 9th Consecutive Year (Headline Contest #6 winner)

June 6, 2023 Andrew

Congrats to this week’s winner Evan Morgan! Each week The Unger Review will provide a photo in need of a headline. At the end of the week the top 3 headlines, as selected by The […]

The Daily Bonnet

Chaste Young Mennonite Man Fully Intends to Pay Before He Pumps

June 2, 2023 Andrew

ALTONA, MB Area man Guillermo Wiens, 19, was absolutely flummoxed by the “pay before you pump” sign at the local gas station this afternoon. “Why would such a sign even be necessary?” wondered Wiens. “What […]

Headline Contest

Uber Comes to Steinbach (Headline Contest Winner #3)

February 28, 2023 Andrew

Congrats to Randy Fender, headline contest winner for this week. Each week The Unger Review will provide a photo in need of a headline. At the end of the week the top 3 headlines, as […]

Headline Contest

Unger Review – Headline Contest #3

February 21, 2023 Andrew

Each week The Unger Review will provide a photo in need of a headline. At the end of the week the top 3 headlines, as selected by The Unger Review, will be put up for […]

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