The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About The Unger Review
  • Andrew Unger

mail

The Daily Bonnet

Ten Dollar Donation in 1987 Leads to Lifetime of Junk Mail from Local Charity

December 14, 2020 Andrew

GOESSEL, KS A trivial donation in the late 80s has led to a lifetime of junk mail for a Goessel, Kansas couple. “Ugh, Henry, here it is again,” said Mrs. Friesen, sorting through her junk […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Woman Totally Hooked on Bubble Wrap

July 27, 2020 Andrew

CHILLIWACK, BC Mrs. Ens was super excited for all the crap her husband Dan’s been ordering online these days since it means she can spend her evenings sitting with her feet up on the patio […]

The Daily Bonnet

Looming Postal Strike Causes Concern for Mennonites Trying to Communicate With Relatives

August 29, 2016 Andrew

With a Canada Post strike on the horizon, Canadian Mennonites are in a panic trying to figure just how on earth they’re going to communicate with their friends and relatives in distant locales. “I’ve heard some Mennonites have […]

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • Hip New Church Bulletin Goes All Comic Sans
    April 9, 2017
  • “How do they get the cottage cheese in the vereniki?”: Mennonite Man Unlocks the Vereniki Secret
    October 26, 2021
  • “Immodest” Mennonite Woman Leaves Her Zwieback Out for All to See
    August 30, 2020
  • Steinbach Man Fined for Obstructed View; Everyone Thinks It’s Satire
    November 22, 2023
  • Winkler Vegans Make Exception for Farmer Sausage
    October 16, 2021

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2025 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved