The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About The Unger Review
  • Andrew Unger

lights

The Daily Bonnet

Christmas Lights Partake in Intermittent Fasting

December 26, 2021 Andrew

EDMONTON, AB The hottest new diet trend has taken the Christmas tree light world by storm. It’s called intermittent fasting and it seems all the lights this year are in on the trend. “Bought a […]

The Daily Bonnet

Silly Local Man Finally Removes His Christmas Lights

March 13, 2017 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Area man Arthur P. Toews, 62, shocked all his neighbours this past weekend by finally removing his Christmas lights. Toews was spotted on his ladder by his neighbour Mr. Friesen from across the street. […]

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • A List of Famous Dicks Who Are Not Mennonite
    February 17, 2018
  • Mennonites: Are They Hippies or Hipsters?
    November 17, 2016
  • Bloated Gassy Tourist Rushes for Nearest ‘Ausfahrt’
    January 24, 2025
  • How Many of These Typical Mennonite Things Have You Done?
    January 31, 2018
  • Mennonites React to Gin Recall
    May 3, 2017

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2025 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved