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The Daily Bonnet

Christmas Lights Partake in Intermittent Fasting

December 26, 2021 Andrew

EDMONTON, AB The hottest new diet trend has taken the Christmas tree light world by storm. It’s called intermittent fasting and it seems all the lights this year are in on the trend. “Bought a […]

The Daily Bonnet

Silly Local Man Finally Removes His Christmas Lights

March 13, 2017 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Area man Arthur P. Toews, 62, shocked all his neighbours this past weekend by finally removing his Christmas lights. Toews was spotted on his ladder by his neighbour Mr. Friesen from across the street. […]

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