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Trump To Relocate Mines From Strait of Hormuz To Lake Ontario

August 26, 2026 Andrew

TORONTO, ON Amidst a heated trade war with Canada, President Donald Trump announced a new deal to reinstall all the mines he removed from the Strait of Hormuz and reinstall them in Lake Ontario. “Many […]

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