The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About The Unger Review
  • Andrew Unger

just war theory

Unger Suspicion

Man Who Trashed Entire Neighbourhood When the Canucks Lost Really Upset About a Few Statues Coming Down

July 8, 2021 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB Local man Dylan Goossen-Schmidt is really upset about the toppling of a few statues in Winnipeg this week, saying that the only justification for property destruction is when your team wins or loses […]

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • Mennonite Boy Sneaks a Glimpse of Stanley Cup Finals from Lutheran Neighbour’s Window
    May 30, 2017
  • Elon Musk Offers $1 Million to Anyone Who Can Pry His Hands from Skinny Jeans
    October 25, 2024
  • Clingy Mennonite Aunt Making Tally of All the Hugs You’ll Owe Her When This is Over
    April 5, 2020
  • Area Couple Names Newborn Daughter ‘Abe’
    June 16, 2016
  • Climate Scientists Predict Global Shortage of Schmaunt Fat
    May 16, 2016

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2025 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved