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Mennonite Man Relieved to be Going Back to Celebrating Men for the Next 364 Days

March 9, 2024 Andrew

LA CRETE, AB After a full 24 hours of celebrating the contributions of various women in his life, Mr. Doerksen of La Crete is relieved to be going back to normal life and celebrating men […]

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