The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About
  • Merch
  • Andrew Unger

independence day

Unger Suspicion

Canadians Accidentally Set Off Fireworks 3 Days Early

July 1, 2023 Andrew

ABBOTSFORD, BC Residents of Sumas, Washington were completely baffled by the huge display of fireworks over the border in Abbotsford, BC this evening. “What are they doing? Practicing?” pondered Mrs. Schmidt of Sumas. “They had […]

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • Meet the ‘Steinbach Reads’ 2022 Contenders: Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John
    April 25, 2022
  • Dozens of MPs Come Forward During House of Commons Altar Call
    April 18, 2017
  • Gangs of Rebellious Seniors Invade Steinbach on Their ‘Kick Ass Harleys’
    April 8, 2017
  • 5 Satirical Articles About Miriam Toews
    March 1, 2023
  • New Policy Seen as an ‘Attack’ on Traditional Mennonite Cousin-Marriage
    June 7, 2016

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2026 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved