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Hypnotist Claims to Remove Mennonite Schmaunt Fat Cravings

July 20, 2018 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB Mennonites flocked to the Days Inn in North Kildonan this week in hopes of eliminating their schmaunt fat cravings by a very unique method: hypnosis. Renowned American Mennonite hypnotist Nobrane has been charging […]

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