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Unger Conviction

Choir Director Admits He Really Doesn’t Know What the Heck He’s Doing with His Arms

March 18, 2018 Andrew

SASKATOON, SK Mr. Peter Friesen, choir director at Third Mennonite Church in Saskatoon, admitted in a candid interview this past week that he’s basically just standing up there and flailing his arms about randomly. “It’s […]

Unger Suspicion

Rare Video Footage of an 80s Pop Legend Singing Hymn 606

October 10, 2017 Andrew

The Daily Bonnet has recently uncovered some very rare footage of the King of Pop singing “Praise God from Whom All Blessings Flow.” The video was discovered in Mr. Horst’s attic, and was believed to […]

Unger Conviction

Local Worship Band Accidentally Performs Hymn

June 4, 2017 Andrew

CALGARY, AB The audience at a Calgary megachurch was left in shock after the worship band performed  ‘Come Thou Fount of Every Blessing’ during the Sunday morning worship set. “I’m not sure how this old thing […]

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