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Brand New Poll Shows Hillary Clinton with “Commanding Insurmountable Lead”

October 19, 2020 Andrew

WASHINGTON, DC A brand new 2020 election poll has 2016 Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton with a commanding lead over Donald Trump. The poll, which apparently is accurate 99 times out of a 100, gives Clinton […]

Unger Suspicion

Mennonite Man Blames the Clintons for the ‘Suspicious Death’ of His Prized Sheep Molly

August 13, 2019 Andrew

BIRD-IN-HAND, PA A Mennonite man who wishes to remain anonymous (for obvious reasons) is blaming the Clintons for the mysterious death of his prized sheep and long-time companion Molly. “I don’t know what to say, […]

Unger Suspicion

Hillary Clinton Describes Her ‘Tragic Martyrdom’ in New Book

September 21, 2017 Andrew

NEW YORK, NY Less than a year after having the Presidential election brutally ripped from her grasp by the villainous Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton has churned out a brand new book that explains, in vivid […]

Unger Suspicion

Voters Head to the Polls to Select the 45th Lesser Evil of the United States

November 8, 2016 Andrew

PARIS, TX In a potentially historic election, American voters will head to the polls today to select the new Lesser Evil of the United States. “I’m confused,” said local rancher and undecided voter Dwight Owens, 37, of […]

Unger Suspicion

Editorial: Who Should a Mennonite Vote For?

November 6, 2016 Andrew

LANCASTER, PA With just two days left before the election, many Mennonites are left undecided. For Mennonite voters out there, the current Presidential election poses quite the challenge, as none of the candidates seem to […]

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