The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About
  • Merch
  • Andrew Unger

goessel

The Daily Bonnet

Why is the Mennonite Town of Goessel, Kansas Shaped Like a Gun?

February 22, 2021 Andrew

GOESSEL, KS For some strange reason the pacifist Mennonite town of Goessel, Kansas has managed to fashion their town in the exact shape of a Colt M1911 pistol. “It’s a mystery to me,” said local […]

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • Mennonite Man Impresses Many With His Ability to Open Stubborn Pickle Jars
    September 12, 2016
  • Mennonite Man Becomes First to Get Blue Checkmark on Genealogy Website
    November 8, 2022
  • Balenciaga Releases New $2000 Shit-Covered Mennonite Rubber Boots
    May 20, 2024
  • Falling on Your Ass Only Known Way to Stop While Skating
    February 7, 2018
  • Mennonite Church Approves ‘Scandalous’ New Hemline
    November 15, 2018

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2026 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved