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Help Mr. Funk Decide: Is He Swiss or Russian Mennonite?

March 2, 2021 Andrew

KITCHENER, ON Mr. Funk of Kitchener has recently uncovered information on a popular genealogy website that has completely shattered his conception of himself. “I’ve had a crisis of identity,” said Mr. Funk. “I always thought […]

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Funk and Reimer Team Up on New Pop Album

September 2, 2019 Andrew

SOMMERFELD, MB ’70s disco sensation Peter Funk and late ’80s gangsta rap star Dick Reimer have joined forces to create a pop music tour de force. The new group called Dick Reimer and the P. […]

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