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The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Men Compete to See Who Looks Sexiest in a Seed Company Cap

November 5, 2022 Andrew

NEWTON, KS Thousands of Mennonite men gathered just outside Newton, Kansas this week to strut their stuff in a wide range of seed and feed company hats. “We’ve got men in seed caps coming in […]

The Daily Bonnet

Former Resident Longs to Smell Steinbach Feed Mill One More Time

September 26, 2016 Andrew

PHOENIX, AZ Retired school bus driver Vern L. Toews enjoys his new life in sunny Phoenix, Arizona, but says there are a few things about living in Steinbach that he misses. On the top of […]

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