The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About The Unger Review
  • Andrew Unger

dump

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonites Flock to Landfill to Get their Hands on Some Free Mattresses

March 31, 2019 Andrew

BLUMENBACH, MB Ever since the Blumenbach Landfill announced that they would now be accepting mattresses, Mennonites across the region have been flocking to the site to both discard and acquire these precious items. “Once you […]

The Daily Bonnet

‘Mennonite Pickers’ Find Treasure Trove at Local Dump

February 24, 2017 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB The local dump, or nuisance grounds as it’s commonly called by Mennonites, has provided quite the bounty of stupid crap for local pickers Arnold Loewen and Edna Dueck. “They don’t really like us […]

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • Jason Kenney Quits Politics to Become One of Those Wacko Street Preachers
    May 22, 2022
  • Murder Hornets Not Nearly So Scary When You Call them ‘Mord wille Bie’
    May 11, 2020
  • Quentin Tarantino to Direct Bloodiest Mennonite Film Ever
    July 19, 2016
  • MLA Caught Using Cell Phone Forced to Pick it Up in Wab Kinew’s Office
    September 10, 2024
  • Pastor to Defer $6800 Per Year in Unusual Arrangement with Local Mennonite Church
    December 14, 2023

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2025 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved