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‘O Canada’ to Be Replaced with Crash Test Dummies Lyrics

February 4, 2018 Andrew

OTTAWA, ON After a week long public consultation process that included chatting with random dudes on the Internet, Ottawa has decided to update the national anthem for the 21st century by using lyrics from a […]

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