The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About
  • Merch
  • Andrew Unger

cornhole

Unger Games

Fans Shocked as PGA Tour Merges with Mennonite Cornhole League

June 7, 2023 Andrew

HENDERSON, NE The news sent shockwaves across the sporting world this afternoon, after it was announced that the PGA Tour would be merging with their longtime rival Mennonite Cornhole League. “It was a long hard […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Churches to Settle Decades-long Feud with Cornhole Tournament

October 6, 2022 Andrew

GOSHEN, IN Mennonites across Elkhart County have been honing their beanbag tossing skills this week in preparation for the Cornhole Tournament to End All Cornhole Tournaments to be held at First Goshen Mennonite Church. At […]

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • Mennonite Man Runs for Mayor of Vanapag
    October 24, 2022
  • Mennonites 67 and Older Now Eligible for Schmaunt Fat Injections
    March 22, 2021
  • Deceased Mennonite Man Shocked to Encounter Ozzy Osbourne
    July 24, 2025
  • Morden Hockey Team to be Known as the “Not Winklers”
    July 15, 2020
  • Mennonite Man Charged with Distracted Driving for Knacking Zoat Behind the Wheel
    April 6, 2018

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2025 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved