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Senate Approves $1 Trillion Infrastructure Bill to Pave Church Parking Lots

August 14, 2021 Andrew

WASHINGTON, DC The United States senate has just approved a massive one trillion dollar infrastructure bill that will be allocated to address the country’s most pressing need: church parking lots. “When we look at the […]

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