The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About
  • Merch
  • Andrew Unger

boycott

Unger Suspicion

Taylor Swift ‘Devastated’ After Man Far Outside Her Target Demographic Plans to Boycott Her

September 16, 2024 Andrew

WEST READING, PA A 73-year-old retired farmer named Abe Wiens is planning a one-man boycott of Taylor Swift this week after he discovered she doesn’t support his preferred political candidate. “I’m sure she’s devastated,” said […]

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • Mennonite Woman Hires CNN to ‘Fact-Check’ Her Husband
    October 30, 2016
  • ‘Mennonite Pickers’ Find Treasure Trove at Local Dump
    February 24, 2017
  • Mennonite Woman Sells Margarine Container to Elon Musk for $44 Billion
    April 29, 2022
  • Mennonite Church Sells New ‘What Would Jansen Do’ Bracelets
    April 21, 2019
  • Perhaps the Most Important Words Ever Written About War…
    April 8, 2017

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2026 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved