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Mennonite Pastor Digs Up Old Sermon from the 60s to Preach Against New Beatles Song

November 4, 2023 Andrew

ROSENORT, MB Rev. Diedrich Bergmann of Rosenort had to search the bowels of his filing cabinet to locate his classic 1965 sermon against listening to rock music and the Beatles in particular. “I heard they […]

Unger Conviction

Yet Another Mennonite Church Split Blamed on Yoko Ono

February 12, 2021 Andrew

R.M. of HANOVER, MB It’s another day and another church in southern Manitoba is breaking up, but rather than do some serious internal soul searching to find the source of the problem, church members have […]

Unger Conviction

Friesen Family Musical Ensemble Breaks Up

November 26, 2018 Andrew

LINDEN, AB The Friesen Family Singers have ended their eight year career at the top of the Mennonite family gospel ensemble charts. For almost a decade the Friesens have toured church basements across the Canadian […]

Unger Suspicion

Paul McCartney Shows Up at Mennonite Wedding

October 2, 2018 Andrew

BLUMENHOF, MB The Wiebe and Dueck families of Blumenhof were excited, and a little baffled, after Sir Paul McCartney cycled onto the property this weekend. “There we were chowing down on Mrs. Wiebe’s dills to […]

Unger Suspicion

McCartney Cancels Show in Mennonite Town Over Lack of Vegetarian Options

July 21, 2017 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Legendary musician and notorious veggie-lover Paul McCartney has decided to cancel his upcoming summer concert in Steinbach, citing what he calls “an embarrassing lack of vegetarian options.” “That town is full of Mennonites […]

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