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Local Congregation Installs Gender Neutral Church Pews

July 12, 2016 Andrew

ROSENGART, MB A small town Mennonite church has become the first in the region to install gender neutral church pews. “Previously, men sat on one side and women on the other,” explained deacon Harry Wall, […]

Unger & Thirst

Curry Dish Confuses Attendees at Mennonite Potluck

July 11, 2016 Andrew

LEAMINGTON, ON It was just a regular Sunday after-church potluck for members of Leamington Gospel Mennonite Church. That is, until, Lydia Neufeld, 75, showed up with butter chicken. “I couldn’t figure out what on earth […]

Unger Conviction

Menno Simons to Be Canonized as a Saint by the Catholic Church

July 10, 2016 Andrew

VATICAN CITY Sixteenth century Anabaptist leader Menno Simons has reached all the necessary prerequisites for canonization and will officially be declared a Saint by Pope Francis in August. As an ecumenical move, the pontiff said […]

Unger Suspicion

Comprehensive List of Steinbach Politicians Scheduled to Attend Pride March Today

July 9, 2016 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB The Daily Bonnet has compiled a list of every single elected official in Steinbach who is known to be making an official appearance at the Pride march this afternoon. Scheduled to attend are:   […]

Unger & Thirst

Steinbach Man Gets Totally Hammered on Welch’s Grape Juice

July 8, 2016 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB In an effort to discourage drunkenness, many Mennonite churches in the Hanover area have replaced wine with non-alcoholic grape juice during monthly communion services. Yet, somehow, every communion Sunday, local dentist, Elbert W. Berg, 41, is […]

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