BLUMENORT, MB A well-meaning but slightly disoriented Mennonite woman accidentally sang the men’s part during a Christmas caroling event this past week. “I’m really sorry,” said Mrs. Giesbrecht, 84, of Blumenort. “I’ve sung that song […]
STEINBACH, MB Despite overwhelming popular vote suggesting that the East Side was Jantsied, the Mennonite electoral colleges have decided that the West Side of the Red River is officially ‘Jantsied.’ “Some will say it’s not very […]
STEINBACH, MB Local Elvis Presley tribute artist Corny Rempel has expanded his repetoire to include Johnny Cash and now, it seems, he’s taking his talent for mimicry even further with an uncanny Menno Simons impersonation. “People […]
WINKLER, MB Fashion industry insiders are predicting a surge in the sale of long underwear this winter. There was a time when this garment, “long johns” as they are sometimes called by Canadians and/or Mennonites, […]
GRUNTHAL, MB The annual living nativity was brought to a standstill last night after the young infant playing baby Jesus just didn’t stop crying. The incessant crying was so disruptive that the braying donkeys could scarcely […]
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