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Unger the Influence

Area Man Can’t Figure Out Whether All the People Who Voted Differently than Him are Evil or Stupid

April 29, 2025 Andrew

CHILLIWACK, BC One area man is on a mission this afternoon to figure out whether people who saw things differently than him in the recent election are either utterly stupid or unredeemably evil. “About 58% […]

Unger the Influence

Area Man Single-handedly Turns Tide of Election By Posting Meme

April 28, 2025 Andrew

WATERLOO, ON Area man Richard Epp, 71, has single-handedly turned the tide of the entire federal election after posting a political meme that got three likes this afternoon. “Well, three likes and an angry face,” […]

Unger Conviction

Mennonite Man Fills Out Welcome Card in Pen, Fearing Usher Might Erase Prayer Requests

April 27, 2025 Andrew

SASKATOON, SK Area man Craig Peters, 48, asked his wife Lauren to fill her purse with ballpoint pens this Sunday to make sure his prayer requests got through. “I hear if you fill out the […]

Unger Games

Jets Mesmerized By the Big City Sights and Sounds of St. Louis, Population 301,578

April 26, 2025 Andrew

ST. LOUIS, MO It’s long been known that professional athletes are highly susceptible to distractions while on the road. There’s no better example of this than the poor performance of the Winnipeg Jets, who are […]

Unger Conviction

Lukewarm Christian Has Only One Conservative Sign in His Yard

April 25, 2025 Andrew

NIVERVILLE, MB Rumours are swirling this week after area man Dave Dueck demonstrated an insufficient level of enthusiasm for the Conservative Party of Canada. “Everyone else has Ted Falk signs popping up like weeds,” said […]

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