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Local Man Becomes First Ever Graduate of PragerU

August 4, 2020 Andrew

CALGARY, AB Local man Sam Goertzen, 41, “graduated with honours” from PragerU this week after successfully binge-watching more than four-hundred hours worth of conservative political videos and posting almost all of them to his social […]

Unger & Thirst

City Man Invites Two Mennonites On Fishing Trip So He Can Drink All the Beer Himself

August 3, 2020 Andrew

LAC LA RONGE, SK On his way up to Lac La Ronge this weekend, Saskatoon resident Dallas Clark picked up a two-four of Pilsner at the cold beer vendor and a couple Walls in Rosthern. […]

Unger Suspicion

1.4 Million Manitobans Show Up at Steep Rock All at Once

August 2, 2020 Andrew

STEEP ROCK, MB If Facebook and Instagram are any evidence, it seems that every single person in the province of Manitoba showed up at Steep Rock this weekend. “Oba, we even had to share a […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Man Says Words He’s Never Uttered Before After Scheifele Gets Injured

August 1, 2020 Andrew

KOLA, MB Moments after Winnipeg Jets superstar Mark Scheifele was dragged off the ice with an injury in game one of the play-in series versus the Calgary Flames, the Hiebert family of Kola was treated […]

The Daily Bonnet

Renowned Mennonite Writer Honoured to Have His Photo Above the Washrooms at McNally Robinson

July 31, 2020 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB Of all the honours that Mennonite literary icon Armin Wiebe has received over the years, perhaps the greatest of all is to have his visage hanging over the washrooms at McNally Robinson Booksellers. […]

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