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Mennonite Man Impresses Woman With His Ability to Consume Raw Rhubarb

October 2, 2021 Andrew

SWIFT CURRENT, SK Corny Wall, 21, of Swift Current consumed stick after stick of raw rhubarb this weekend all in an effort to win the heart of his crush Lina Kornelsen. “Oba, if Lina doesn’t […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Couple Discovers Where Babies Come from Just a Little Too Late

October 1, 2021 Andrew

LA CRETE, AB Newlyweds Anne and Peter Krahn of the La Crete area quickly discovered where babies come from after a weekend at the Days Inn and a half bottle of Crown Royal. “Oba, so […]

Unger Suspicion

Zondervan Releases New ‘Greatest Hits’ Bible

September 30, 2021 Andrew

GRAND RAPIDS, MICHIGAN HarperCollins-owned “Christian” publisher Zondervan has recently released a totally awesome new Bible that skips all the boring parts and just includes the stuff that people actually read today. “People don’t have time […]

Unger & Thirst

Mennonite Woman Caught Dealing Illegal Margarine Lids

September 29, 2021 Andrew

ALTONA, MB Altona police raided Mrs. Friesen’s pantry this past week in what is believed to the West Reserve’s largest ever margarine lid bust. “I’m innocent!” screamed Mrs. Friesen as she was dragged out of […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Couple Attends Fifteen Bonfires in a Single Weekend

September 28, 2021 Andrew

VITA, MB The Loewens of Vita attended a record-setting fifteen bonfires over the weekend, beginning with an after-work birthday party on Friday and ending with a Sunday evening singalong at the Buckert’s place. “In between […]

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