Headline Contest
Unger Review – Headline Contest #4
Each week The Unger Review will provide a photo in need of a headline. At the end of the week the top 3 headlines, as selected by The Unger Review, will be put up for […]
Unger the Influence
Morden to Probe Alleged Winkler Election Interference
MORDEN, MB New evidence suggests Winklerites were trying to influence the voting at the Miss Morden Corn and Apple Festival pageant last year. This finding greatly concerns Morden’s Corn and Apple committee who are going […]
Unger & Thirst
Experts Now Say Schmaunt Fat Leaked from Lab in Winkler
WINKLER, MB Experts are now saying the explosion of delicious schmaunt fat over the last few years did not arrive naturally but likely originated from a top secret laboratory in Mrs. Froese’s summer kitchen. “Oba, […]
The Daily Bonnet
5 Mennonite Surnames that Sound Naughty But Aren’t
It was all the way back in 1536 when Menno Simons sat down and wrote out all the rules for his new denomination, which included, of course, adult baptism, bland food, and a set of […]
The Daily Bonnet
“I don’t not love Winkler,” says Michael B. Jordan
WINKLER, MB In a rarely-seen clip that was cut from the TV broadcast, Hollywood superstar Michael B. Jordan claimed he doesn’t “not love Winkler,” this according to Mr. Plett who’s been telling everyone about at […]