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Mennonite Woman Disappointed She Didn’t Find Out About the ‘Hammer Throw’ Sooner

August 6, 2024 Andrew

MORRIS, MB Area dairy farmer Ruth Plett of Morris, Manitoba just discovered there was an Olympic event called “hammer throw” this afternoon after Canadians Camryn Rogers and Ethan Katzberg each came home with gold medals. […]

Unger Suspicion

Vacationing Couple to Spend the Next Two Weeks Standing in Lines All Over Europe

August 5, 2024 Andrew

NEUSCHWANSTEIN, GERMANY The Fehrs of Altona, Manitoba have been saving up for the past three years for their once-in-lifetime chance to stand in lines all over Europe. “Melissa does all the planning,” said Steve. “She’s […]

The Daily Bonnet

Infant Loses Mennonite Status After Being Born at St. Boniface Instead of Concordia

August 4, 2024 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB The Ungers who live just south of the city could not make it to Concordia on time and had to settle for having their child born at St. Boniface. “Well, I guess I’m […]

Unger Games

Olympic Village Modelled After Mennonite Heritage Village, Athletes to Sleep in Sod Huts

August 3, 2024 Andrew

PARIS, FRANCE The Paris Olympics just-so-happens to coincide with Pioneer Days at the Mennonite Heritage Village in Steinbach and, so, to give Olympians that authentic Mennonite experience, all athletes are expected to sleep in a […]

Unger & Thirst

Liquor Stores Flooded with Mennonites Pretending Not to Buy Beer for the Lake this Weekend

August 2, 2024 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB There were long lineups at liquor stores across the province this afternoon as Mennonites definitely did not stock up on their beer supply for the weekend. “Just here to pick up a bag […]

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