LANDMARK, MB
Landmark woman Mrs. Plett (of course) was eager to try out the new roundabout just as construction is beginning and has already gotten herself trapped in a never ending loop.
“This doesn’t bode well for local drivers when the roundabout actually opens,” said Landmark Highways Commissioner Mr. Plett. “I’m just hoping we can extract Mrs. Plett before her tires run bald.”
Mrs. Plett has been going around in circles for the past few days, too nervous to take the exit into town.
“Oba, help, help,” yelled Mrs. Plett with her window rolled down. “I’m getting mighty dizzy!”
Mrs. Plett managed to slow down a little, but only long enough for her Plett grandkids to hop on board.
“This is better than the play structure at McDonalds,” said one of the Plett kids. “I hope Grandma goes around like this forever!”
It is believed that new Landmark Roundabout will become a tourist attraction in the area, hopefully attracting even more people than Tinker Town.
(photo credit: Andrew Skudder/CC)