Kinky Mennonite Couple to Try 606ing Tonight

FRESNO, CA

After spending the weekend visiting some GCer friends in Indiana, MBers Marge and Albert Wiens are eager to get home and “try out 606” for themselves.

“All weekend long, our General Conference friends were talking about how they do 606 all the time,” said Marge. “It seems like they do it every Sunday and I was embarrassed to say that, as MBers, we’d never even tried it.”

The Wiens plan to spice of their love life with the 606 position, although they had some trouble getting anyone to tell them exactly how it works.

“They just told us to Google it,” said Marge. “Right now, I’m pretty sure I’ve got the 6 and 6 figured out, but I can’t for the life of me figure out who or what the 0 represents. No matter, I’m sure after a few tries, my Albert and I will be 606ing like pros … or at least like the Stoltzfuses from over at First Mennonite.”

If successful, the Wienses plan to spread their newfound 606ing skills with all their MB friends in Fresno, although some of them have already said it’s “far too complicated” and they’ll stick with the regular version they’re used to.

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