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Salt Lake City NHL Team Unveils New Uniforms

April 14, 2024 Andrew

SALT LAKE CITY, UT Just days after announcing that the struggling Arizona Coyotes would be relocating to Salt Lake City for next season, the Utah-based team has already unveiled their snazzy new uniforms. “We’ve got […]

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Major League Baseball Announces New 16 Game Season to Compete with the NFL

April 12, 2024 Andrew

NEW YORK, NY Starting next season, MLB teams will be playing a shorter more economical 16-game schedule. “We looked at the NFL and what makes them successful,” said baseball commissioner Ron Manfred, “and reducing the […]

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Oakland A’s to Play 2024 Season in Fresno Mennonite Church Parking Lot

April 9, 2024 Andrew

FRESNO, CA Several fans have already been setting up their lawn chairs at the Fresno Mennonite Church parking lot in anticipation of the 2024 Oakland Athletics season. “We’re hoping to get 50 or 60 people […]

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Prince Harry Hits 99 km/h on Local Toboggan Hill

February 16, 2024 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB There was just enough snow for recent bobsled enthusiast Prince Harry to set a new record at Manitoba’s highest peak: Abe’s Hill in Steinbach. “First we had to clear all the children on […]

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Super Bowl Fans Accuse Taylor Swift of Distracting from the Commercials

February 11, 2024 Andrew

LAS VEGAS, NV It’s Super Bowl Sunday and that means millions of people will be on the edge of their seats to catch a glimpse of Taylor Swift. For some, however, Taylor’s presence just distracts […]

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