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Mennonite Cover Band Plays Classic Stones Tune ‘I Know It’s Only Rock and Roll (But I Don’t Like It)’

July 31, 2021 Andrew

WICHITA, KS The Funk brothers of Wichita have been railing against rock and roll ever since that fateful youth group record burning party in the summer of 1972. “Which is why we decided to start […]

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International Olympic Committee Requires All Athletes to Wear One of those Borat Mankinis

July 29, 2021 Andrew

TOKYO, JAPAN The lechers in charge of the International Olympic Committee are requiring all athletes, regardless of gender or sport, to wear one of those Borat mankinis or else face massive fines. “You wear what […]

Unger Suspicion

BC Couple Super Proud of Their Lovely Brown Lawn this Year

July 24, 2021 Andrew

BLACK CREEK, BC Always eager to show off their green thumbs, Mr. and Mrs. Driedger of Black Creek, British Columbia have been posting photos of their delightful dead grass throughout the summer. “Just look at […]

Unger Suspicion

Canadian Prime Minister Mistakes ‘Trudope’ for a Brand of Cannabis

July 19, 2021 Andrew

OTTAWA, ON “It’s hard to keep up with all these cannabis companies,” said Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau at press conference in Ottawa today. “But lately I’ve been hearing people shout ‘Trudope’ everywhere I go, […]

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Icelandic Mennonites Experiment with 8 Day Work Week

July 14, 2021 Andrew

ARBORG, MB Gudmondur Friesen of the Arborg area was inspired by his cousins out in Reykjavik this week who successfully implemented a 4-day work week. “Ójá, when I heard about my frindschauft over there in […]

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