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Deceased Mennonite Man Shocked to Encounter Ozzy Osbourne

July 24, 2025 Andrew

HEAVEN Pastor David Thiessen, who passed away more than 30 years ago, was shocked to discover that heavy metal icon Ozzy Osbourne had joined him in Heaven this week. “I’m more than a little surprised, […]

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Unger Review Gets Amazing Bargain on Stephen Colbert Contract

July 22, 2025 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Always looking for cheap laughs, Mennonite satire site The Unger Review has just been offered a “bargain basement” deal to pick up the contract of late night host Stephen Colbert. “CBS was like, […]

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Reluctant Steinbachers Lured into Winnipeg with Lower Gas Prices

July 19, 2025 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB This summer, the City of Winnipeg has been luring hesitant rural folks into the big city the only way they know how – knocking 20 cents off at the gas pump. “I feel […]

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Winnipeg Woman Denied Entry to Folk Festival for Failing to Wear Blundstones

July 13, 2025 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB Area woman Samantha Kroeker, 38, was really looking forward to seeing Mavis Staples at Folk Fest this evening, but had to go back to Altona with her tail between her legs after she […]

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Steinbachers Line Up on Main Street to Watch Drag Show

July 5, 2025 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Always keen to celebrate Pride month, eager Steinbachers lined up on Main Street this weekend to sit in their lawn chairs and enjoy the drag show. “Normally I come out here in the […]

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