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Manitoba to Remove PST on Honey Dill Sauce, Premier Says

March 24, 2026 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB There will be a major reduction on cost-of-living in Manitoba this week after Premier Wab Kinew announced they would no longer be charging PST on honey dill sauce. “On all groceries, actually,” said […]

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‘KPop Dueck Hunters’ Number One Movie on Mennonite Netflix

March 23, 2026 Andrew

VANDERHOOF, BC A movie about the Hiebert Family Singers has risen to number one on Mennonite Netflix this week. “The story follows the Hieberts as they face off against their rival gospel quartet known as […]

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Local Gas Station to Offer Free Kick in the Groin with Every Purchase

March 18, 2026 Andrew

CHILLIWACK, BC Gas stations across the province are going the extra mile this week by providing each paying customer with a complimentary kick in the groin. “We’re trying to stand out from the crowd by […]

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Ben Heppner and Howard Dyck to Take on Timothee Chalamet in High Stakes Prize Fight

March 16, 2026 Andrew

HOLLYWOOD, CA After actor Timothee Chalamet stirred up controversy across the arts community this week for his dismissive comments about ballet and opera, boxing promoters have offered a $50 million prize to see Chalamet enter […]

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Top 10 Mennonite Movies of the Year

March 14, 2026 Andrew

Oba, it’s that time of year again, the Onkel Oscar awards yet. This year there were many Mannanite movies. Good thing we can stream them so no one can spot us in line at the […]

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