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Uncle Disappointed that His Incessant Political Posts Go Totally Unappreciated

February 22, 2025 Andrew

MT. REINTHAL, TX Uncle Dave has been posting 7 to 10 political memes every day now for the past 10 years or so and can’t for the life of him figure out why no one […]

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Feds Announce New High-Speed Rail Line Between Morden and Winkler

February 19, 2025 Andrew

MORDEN-WINKLER, MB Days before the upcoming election, the federal government has committed upwards of $80 billion to build a high-speed rail line in the five mile stretch between Morden and Winkler. “There will be stops […]

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Elon Musk Accidentally Fires Himself

February 18, 2025 Andrew

WASHINGTON, DC President Musk has been so busy haphazardly cutting government workers that he inadvertently fired himself this afternoon. “And the problem is it all happened so fast that now I can’t even hire myself […]

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Mennonites Hope to Dodge Draft in Upcoming Trade War

February 1, 2025 Andrew

GOESSEL, KS With a trade war on the horizon, Mennonites across North America are looking for ways to keep out of the whole mess and preserve their pacifist values. “I’m thinking of going to the […]

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Cold Washington Weather Moves Inauguration to Winnipeg

January 21, 2025 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB It was a bit too chilly in DC this week, so much so that the inauguration had to be moved to a more suitable climate – Winnipeg. “Everyone knows January is the best […]

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