WASHINGTON, DC Elon Musk had nearly made back all the money he’s lost in the last couple months after a generous purchase by President Trump. “It’s very bad what they’ve done to Elon. Very bad,” […]
TORONTO, ON Millions of Canadians are concerned about Trump’s new metal tariffs that are set to come into place at midnight tonight. “Ugh, why can’t he leave Canadian metal alone?” said diehard Rush fan Darren […]
OTTAWA, ON Shattering decades of tradition which saw lawyers and drama teachers sent to 24 Sussex Drive, the Liberal Party of Canada has diversified its leadership portfolio by electing Canada’s first ever carny Prime Minister. […]
OTTAWA, ON Just moments after ascending to the throne, new Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney announced an important new set of warning labels to be displayed on all food products in the country. “We want […]
Oh, you know that wacky Donald Trump. Such a scamp. From renaming the Gulf of Mexico to annexing Canada, he’s always up to something. It’s gotten to the point where it’s impossible to write satire […]
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