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Steinbach Finally Gets an Authentic Mexican Restaurant

September 24, 2024 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Several years after an earlier version of the same restaurant shuttered its doors, Taco Bell is once again opening in the city. The announcement is exciting locals who will finally get their authentic […]

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Riot in Rural Manitoba After Fall Supper Runs Out of Meatballs

September 23, 2024 Andrew

SAINT EINBACH, MB Things got heated in the tiny hamlet of Saint Einbach, Manitoba this weekend after the annual fall supper ran out of meatballs. “And we weren’t doing all that well with the mashed […]

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Mennonite Man Fe’schluckes On His Own Sausage

September 22, 2024 Andrew

REINLAND, MB Area man Doug Reimer, 68, wandered over to the church kitchen for a snack this week, only to completely fe’schlucke himself on his own sausage on his way back to the couch. “I’ve […]

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Mennonite Woman Spends 8 Hours Trying to Extract Stubborn Pickles at Top of Jar

September 9, 2024 Andrew

COALDALE, AB Area woman Diane Toews got up early this morning knowing she was going to need a bit of extra time to extract the pickles, but it was all for naught. “Faspa was over […]

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Mennonite Man Tries to Pass Off Farmer Sausage as Kubasa

September 8, 2024 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB Jake Reimer’s attempt at serving his guests “kubasa” this weekend utterly failed after he figured he could toss a clove of garlic in with the farmer sausage and fool everyone. “He thought a […]

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